Best Horror Movies on HBO Max Right Now (July 2022)

Another streaming platform, another horror catalog that users must sift through for hidden games. You’d think that an oversaturated streamer market would thin selections between too many providers, but that’s not the case. HBO Max has everything from classics to remakes and whatever’s in between. All the titles that were pulled from Netflix and Amazon collections once contracts expired are now back home where they belong.

Since HBO Max is the destination for Warner Brothers content, James Wan’s The Conjuring Universe alone provides a strong horror draw. That’s the game of musical chairs currently at play. Where Netflix once had one, or even both The Conjuring films available to stream, the emergence of HBO Max has stolen away titles not already locked into contracts elsewhere. Diving deeper, let’s look at the growing horror film catalog HBO Max has to offer.

Please note: This list pertains to U.S. HBO Max subscribers. This article is frequently amended to remove films no longer on HBO Max and to include more horror movies that are now available on the service.

Cronos

Guillermo del Toro’s feature debut is a vampire film barely interested in Dracula prototype vampires. No bitten necks or missing reflections in mirrors. Cronos is an alternative take on vampires that questions the imprisonment that is eternity and introduces common vampire mythology using a golden insect-shaped device. GDT directs the vampire movie of his dreams, challenging the way audiences comprehend familiar tropes in unfamiliar ways. Worth it for GDT’s ever-interesting perspective on humanity and his beginning collaboration with a babyfaced Ron Perlman playing some international goomba crime goon.

John Dies At The End

I know what you’re thinking, but no spoilers. I swear. Legendary horror director Don Coscarelli adapts David Wong’s oddball novel about missing dogs, supernatural cults, and meat monsters. Chase Williamson and Rob Mayes play slackers who can travel through dimensions and timestreams by using a drug called “Soy Sauce;” Paul Giamatti is the reporter interviewing Dave in the present day. Nothing is ever what it seems, nor are character deaths beholden to typical Hollywood standards. It’s as ambitious and outrageous a genre narrative as you might presume, with a high percentage of engaging sci-fi-freaky hijinks that continually challenge best friends who won’t let mortality or reality harsh their vibes.

Santa’s Slay

What if I told you professional wrestler Bill Goldberg played an evil Santa Claus in Santa's Slay? Would you believe me if I said he kills characters played by Chris Kattan and Fran Dresher in an opening sequence where holiday cheer is obliterated the minute Goldberg Santa bursts through the chimney? It's all true and just the first taste of a Christmas horror tale gone awry with plenty of darkly comedic laughs. It's never scary — Goldberg punishes naughty townsfolk with exploding presents and headlocks — but is worth plenty of absurd cackles as Christmas specials are spoofed to their graves. Learn about the true origins of December 25th as a "Day of Death," as Santa's once again allowed to massacre innocents after his 1,000-year debt is finally paid off because this ain't your grandma's Christmas tradition — although it might be a new one if granny's into Santa as the son of Satan.

Gremlins 2: The New Batch

Joe Dante’s Gremlins typically gets all the attention in the original + sequel combination, maybe only because Gremlins 2: The New Batch was ahead of its time in 1994. Wes Craven hadn’t yet popularized meta storytelling in horror with Scream, and audiences might have received Dante’s absurd creature follow-up with confusion. Gizmo and Billy Peltzer are back, taking the Big Apple by storm in a more outrageous, more insanity-fueled adventure that breaks fourth walls like it’s already in style. Hardly the continuation fans of Gremlins expected, but that doesn’t negate its value — who doesn’t want a Looney Tunes cartoon come to life with gremlins made of vegetables, electricity, and spider DNA? It’s crazy, it’s kooky, and ends with a massive Broadway dance number because everything else wasn’t bonkers enough. Dante and Warner Brothers took a massive swing with Gremlins 2: The New Batch, a film I’ll forever turn on when I’m in the mood for a pick-me-up puppet party that redefines the rigidity of how sequels must honor their beginnings.

Freaky (2020)

You know those studio-made original slashers some people complain don’t exist anymore? That’s Christopher Landon’s Freaky! It’s right there! Vince Vaughn and Kathryn Newton swap bodies as lumbering slasher villain and hottie high schooler before a familiar slasher structure plays out. Vaughn and Newton are having a blast playing one another, but this isn’t some Jaime Lee Curtis Disney special. Landon and co-writer Michael Kennedy write plenty of slasher mutilation into their switcheroo horror-comedy, enough to keep subgenre fans pleased. Freaky finds a way to flip the age-old “survivor girl” trope on its head and let proverbial freak flags fly, all in the name of a new-age slasher that carves its own identity from past 80s classics.

28 Days Later (2002)

Danny Boyle’s 28 Days Later has sparked debates through horror groups about fast-moving zombies and what constitutes a zombie movie, but there’s one thing fans agree on — how good it is. Cillian Murphy, Naomie Harris, Brendan Gleeson, and more must navigate the dystopian UK where a horrible virus has infected most citizens. I insist that 28 Days Later is a zombie movie, so yes, the UK is overrun by zombies who can sprint like track athletes and are ferocious beyond human capabilities. It’s dreadful, there’s a griminess about Boyle’s filmmaking that adds an extra layer of horror, and intensity stays spiked as characters try to survive chaotic undead chases. 28 Days Later and Zack Snyder’s Dawn of the Dead remake changed how horror fans saw zombies in the 2000s — for better or worse, depending on whose opinion.

Check out our list of the best horror movies of all time for more classics like this.

Bad Milo (2013)

Who knew something as adorable and deadly as Milo could live in your butt? Yes, Jacob Vaughan’s Bad Milo stars Ken Marino as an anxious pushover named Duncan, whose repressed rage turns into a killer creature living in his intestines. When Duncan faces immense stress, Milo wriggles free and lashes out by murdering those who caused Duncan discomfort. It’s an oddly sweet film about a man’s best intestinal friend until Milo starts acting out in ways Duncan cannot control. There’s fun gore, a lifelike puppet that harkens back to Gremlins days of practical effects, and this pure warmth shared between Duncan and Milo — all this in a funny movie about an ass demon. I swear.

Cloverfield (2008)

I could write twenty paragraphs about how Cloverfield helped alter the modern horror landscape, but I’ll just say there’s a reason Matt Reeves and Drew Goddard keep getting job offers. Cloverfield introduced found footage into Kaiju cinema, making its audience feel insignificantly small. Characters scramble underfoot as New York City is destroyed by a behemoth invader while battling smaller minions whose bites make you combust (RIP Lizzy Caplan). It’s definitely of the shaky-cam variety, so if that kind of chaotic filmmaking isn’t your thing, Cloverfield doesn’t escape some found footage tropes — but that comes with subgenre territory. Cloverfield pushes the envelope by using astounding perspective shots that reimagine how modern monster movies can be filmed. Plus, who doesn’t love watching T.J. Miller get chewed in half by a mutant alien?

The Conjuring + The Conjuring 2

Allow a slight cheat here because I can’t mention James Wan’s The Conjuring without mentioning his equally accomplished sequel, The Conjuring 2. Wan’s self-assertion as one of modern horror’s most prolific filmmakers started before The Conjuring, but it’s where Wan cements his legacy. Why are we surprised that the man behind Insidious, Saw, and The Conjuring would deliver one of the best contemporary horror sequels? They’re chilling, neither recycle each other’s scares, and both “Conjurings” represent the template that many horror filmmakers have tried to copy since their releases. No notes, Mr. Wan.

From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

From Dusk Till Dawn is one of those movies I don’t need an open IMDb tab for while I write. Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez’s mashup of styles ranks high in both their filmographies. George Clooney battles vampire strippers in an ancient bar tended by Danny Trejo? Music by “American chicano rock band” Tito & Tarantula? Everything about this sleazy, brow-sweat horror flick drips with booze, blood, and seduction, especially when Salma Hayek hypnotizes us with her center stage dance number. Once the fangs come out and Tom Savini fires back with his cod-piece shooter, it’s the best kind of midnighter chaos — although there’s rarely a scene where From Dusk Till Dawn disappoints.

Friday The 13th (2009)

Here’s the paragraph where I say Marcus Nispel’s Friday the 13th remake is one of the franchise’s best entries. How it melds the first three Friday the 13th movies into a leaner, more vicious 2000s vision is so slick, speeding through the milestones of Jason Voorhees becoming the iteration we all know with pep in its step. Derek Mears plays a menacing Jason with mean weapon swings, while the likes of Jared Padalecki, Amanda Righetti, Ryan Hansen, and others flee from the iconic Crystal Lake killer. Also, fun fact, Travis Van Winkle’s Trent ties the universes of Transformers and Friday the 13th together since he’s in both — no joke. Who knows what could have happened if rights issues didn’t kill Platinum Dunes’ momentum and allowed Michael Bay the crossover we all deserve.

Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988)

Clowns might be scary, but Killer Klowns From Outer Space is a hilarious appreciation of the zaniness horror can birth. From popcorn cannons to cotton candy ray guns, the Killer Klowns — actors in full-body practical costumes — enact big-top mayhem upon small-town America. The Chiodos brothers have so much fun with circus elements that become weapons or technology for the Killer Klowns, which audiences gobble up like sticky fairground treats. There’s a reason horror fans are still clamoring for the teased sequel that the Chiodos brothers have in mind — not sure we’ll ever get it, but there’s always room for more three-ring terror.

The Lure (2015)

Agnieszka Smoczynska’s The Lure is one of the more remarkable horror debuts in recent memory. This bloodthirsty Polish mermaid musical balances levels of Eurotrash venue performances, aquatic folklore, and stylish creativity. Smoczynska shows her leads Silver and Golden as scaly mermaids, unlike beautified fantasies, and strikes gold as glitzy nightclub lust threatens mermaid ways of life. The Lure is one of those films that you need to see to believe — just a starburst of imagination that washes over audiences in the mood for lounge fishes pursuing careers, passion, and yummy humans.

Malignant (2021)

If I didn’t put Malignant on this list, I feel like there’d be a riot. Jame Wan’s throwback to late 90s, early 00s horror where anything goes takes huge scripted swings on a studio budget. There’s bone-snapping action, gothic dread, Giallo lighting, and plenty of blood — a bit undefinable, but that’s why people love Malignant. In a time where horror’s so reliant on trends like haunted house crazes after The Conjuring or trauma-based storytelling after Hereditary, Malignant defies all expectations. Wan embraces camp, randomness, and unpredictability, which is so much fun to behold. Wan earned Malignant, and we deserve Malignant.

A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984)

If it weren’t for the Child’s Play movies, A Nightmare On Elm Street would be my favorite of the evergreen horror franchise. Everything starts with Wes Craven’s original, where Robert Englund asserts himself as the snide dreamland killer. The gloves, the perfect shot when he outreaches his arms to create a Stretch Armstrong shadow effect, his laugh — Englund is so good from the jump as Freddy Krueger. A Nightmare On Elm Street has what it takes to spawn something bigger than even a horror legacy. Freddy Kruger’s looming presence over pop culture at large is a testament to the terror Craven instigates in this spectacularly original slasher.

The Shining (1980)

To this day, Stephen King talks about his distaste for Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining. He wrote the literal book, his opinion is inarguably valid, but apologies Stephen — The Shining gets the job done. When viewed as a standalone feature, there’s so much madness to appreciate in Jack Nicholson’s performance as Jack Torrance. Shelley Duvall plays a pitch-perfect counterpart. The Overlook atmospheres, that booming score, all the psychological torture that goes into breaking both Jack and the audience — The Shining somehow feels claustrophobic even though the hotel is massive. Kubrick might not have impressed Stephen King or those who choose the novel over adaptation, but I’m pretty alright with both. Also see: our best Stephen King movies of all time list.

Looking for more good horror films to stream? You can also check out our lists of the best horror movies on Netflix, top horror movies on Amazon Prime, and the Best Thriller Movies ever.

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